The new swear words!

Ladies,
you know you are nevr going to give up saying those words because they just slip out of your mouth so naturally. However, here's an alternative I have found very promising.

Insetad of "Bollocks!" say > "Bubbles!"
there's nothing wrong with:
Bubbles!Bubbles!Bubbles! enormously big, massive bubbles!

shit > shivers

fuck > funk

If you start practising...Its a whole new language to develop there!
Now, what would you think if, before you read this post, you heard someone saying: Funky shivers?!

My name in Chinese

索维娅
Apparantly, there is a nickname for Silvia in Cantonese, "小肥鴨" which means a little fat duck. But I think it is just my workmate trying to make fun of me.

and it goes a little something like this

New York can't jump as high as London! said the Grandmasta
Big L rest in peace! ODB rest in peace!

The Kate show